whenwewereclosedourdoors,yousmuggleddrugstoopenmarkets.

whenweembracefreedtrade,youblameusfortakingawayyourjobs.

whenwewerefallingapart,youmarchedinyourtroopsandwantedyour"fairshare".whenwewereputtingthebrokenpeicestogetheragain,"freetibet"youscreamed,"itwasaninvasion!"

(whenwoodrowwilsoncouldntgivebackbirthplaceofconfuciusbacktous,

buthedidboughtaticketforthefaminereliefballforus.)

so,wetriemunism,youhatedusforbeinmunists

whenweembracecapitalism,youhateusforbeingcapitalist.

whenwehaveabillionpeople,yousaidweweredestroyingthepl.

whenwearetriedlimitedournumbers,yousaiditwashumanrightsabuse.

whenwewerepoor,youthinkwearedogs.

whenweloanyoucash,youblameusforyourdebts.

whenwebuildourindustries,youcalleduspolluters.

whenwesellyougoods,youblameusforglobalwarming.

whenwebuyoil,youcalledthatexploitationandgenocide.

whenyoufightforoil,youcalledthatliberation.

whenwewerelostinchaosandrampage,youwantedrulesoflawforus.

whenweupholdlawandorderagainstviolence,youcalledthatviolating

humanrights.

whenweweresilent,yousaidyouwantustohavefreespeech.

whenweweresilentnomore,yousaywewerebrainwashedxenophoics.

whydoyouhateussomuchweasked.

no,"youanswered,"wedonthateyou."

wedonthateyoueither,

butdoyouunderstandus

"ofcoursewedo,"yousaid,

"wehaveafp,cnnandbbcs..."